PUGS!...

@Shannon: You're also not into WoW, Halo, Madden, GTA, or Hello Kitty Island Adventures. You barely qualify as a gamer... :-)...

Hahahahahahahaha... (breathes) hahahahahahahahaha There's bad blood between me and Spav, but she's right about most of the things on this thread. And in her defense, she's actually a lot different i...

I'm mostly opposed to this because the books are pretty lazily written. To be a better writer, you have to read a ton. And the stuff you read the most tends to inform your writing. So I look forward...

So THAT'S what happens to Kennedys when they die of natural causes......

I'm Senator Unicorn Moonsparkles (Green-VT) and I approve this message. ...

Spook: "Clearly I read ALOT". Apparently not enough to realize that "ALOT" is actually two words....

@Sears Tower: What, like Italy? They've only had, what, 82 governments since unification? Germany has fascists making a comeback. Ask the French how Sarkozy is working out in his coalition government...

@Karl: I'm going to make an entry on http://tgimcfunsters.com about it and credit your post here instead. This feels like a weekly feature....

Grant Achatz stands about 8'20" and weighs a solid 700 lbs. He can lift car over his head and tear it in half....

Shotgun blast to the abdomen only angers Grant Achatz....

Hellllllo new lunch spot. This movement of high end gourmet guys opening "fast food" joints is all too welcome. Thomas Keller has a "burgers and half bottles" joint, their is more than a handful of c...

@matty: Dude, you can have all the skinny, "healthy", weight obsessed girls that live in the gym. I'll take all the "curvy" girls that will chug a beer, go to the barbecue joint with me, and jiggle a...

Looks like Spav is trying to copy my old tactic of scoring with commenters off Chicagoist. Bravo......

Kissing Suzky Kolbert does something very similar when football isn't in season. It's fun to gamble on things dying....

@ Benjy: You're fine (can't bring myself to bash a fellow Sox fan), but the difference between you and a Major League ballplayer is he can actually get some "P In V" with a girl on a giant pile of ca...

@Spook: Oooooh. You take "The Matrix" literally and fashion yourself and one of the "Good Guys", right? I'll bet you think "Fight Club" is the massive call to arms and should be taken as gospel? (...

Also, fuck this guy. Uncalled for or not, baseball players have been getting harassed and heckled since the beginning of time. You'd think they'd be used to it from Little League on, but come on. Ho...

Spav's Theoretical Five Favorite Things (in no particular order): - Petting Kittens - Heckling - Drinking - Arguing - Watching NASCAR...

The guy on the left will buy you Mike's Hard Lemonade if you just hop in is van for a little bit....