simplecreature

Sadly, they're dead. So no report on their pride or lack thereof. Well, at least parents never owned a grocery shop, working their little yellow fingers to the bone day and night and shouting sing-so...

What's he gonna do? Use his kung-fu on me? Wash my shirts and makee quickee with the rice....

Fed Up: Comparison of Blacks/Whites in homicides (victims, offenders) http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/race.htm A Comprehensive overview of sentencing disparities between whites and blacks http...

Well of course you are Meteorologist. You're asian and the asians just love their video games....

The cutting edge of late last week....

Hard to stay in school when you don't have teachers/books/clean facilites. Hard to have parental supervision when a parent is paid more to stay on welfare and punished monetarily for seeking employme...

Police superintendent Jody Weis said there are "too many weapons out there," and cited warmer spring temperatures as a "contributing factor." He said at a press conference that "no city is immune from...

*Sigh* Oh look, a gun debate. The city's gun ban has done NOTHING to stem violent crime. It's made ordinary, law-abiding citizens into criminals on paper for simply owning firearms. That's it. Vi...

I'd like to see a well-researched article about Obama and Clinton and McCain's financial backers and another on the evolution of the political thoughts on issues like the Economy, the use of the armed...

You know where this horseshit started to gain ground right? SEAN HANNITY. Consider the source. The Republican Noise Machine is roaring along. Their candidate is old as dust and is running as 4 more ...

Well, it's not like he can't afford a tutor or two. Or a school of tutors. The guy is being paid millions to play a child's game, not quite the put upon migrant worker who has to pull 15 hours days an...

If you really want to show him respect, and welcome him to Chicago, it might be better to learn Japanese, even just a few words, and thank him that way. Cause the millions he's getting paid isn't eno...

Dahl's getting back on the ball in the mornings. The show is more structured, not as rambly. He really could use a better partner than Buzz, who sounds like the stoned old man he is. I think Dahl need...

Oh look the Sun-Times is writing another agony aunt story about the cubs. They should do a weekly pull-out section. It's a t-shirt, a silly one. So now baseball t-shirts have to conform to cultural s...

Looks like something a 10 year old would design. "See! SEE! It has wings, LIKE AN EAGLE! CAUSE IT'S AWESOME! LIKE an EAGLE!" (Breathless, candy-flavored panting)...