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I like the part when Vanilla Ice tries to strangle those kids. I feel the same way myself....

I've been waiting for this to open, it's right around the corner from me. At first, I was worried that they wouldn't take food stamps, but it's taken so long for them to open that now I have a job tha...

I've seen these "I am the CTA" stickers every once in a while for the last year. I have two other photos, here: Pump up the Volume You are meat ...

I was attacked two or three times by that bird off of the Rosemont stop. It really freaked me out, and drew blood one of the times. I tried throwing pinecones at it, I hated that stupid bird. I tr...

Man, am I the only person here who's gotten drunk and swam in Lake Michigan at night? You guys are missing out....

Viral meningitis sucks so bad; I had it in January. It was like a really bad flu, but worse. I was crying and miserable when I was awake, hot and feverish when I trying to sleep. The worst was my j...

OMG, those kids sure do love rhetorical questions. "What’s that question you just asked? That’s a good question. When does it open and close? It opens at 9 a.m. and closes at 5 p.m." Ah, the models...

I don't think it'd be that hard to slip past someone at O'Hare. There are two or three exits or tunnels you walk through, (depending on your flight) in the international terminal. He could have been...

Yay, this is awesome. I was just about to buy tickets for an upcoming show, and now I can avoid fees altogether buy printing my own at the library (I don't own a printer)....

I had a ton of fun volunteering this year. Lots of booze, lots of cool costumes, and everyone was pretty nice. Also, you keep calling them hipsters, but I definitely wouldn't. Maybe in the broad se...

Moldy baby strollers are popular on my block. A few years ago, my friend parked his car and came back a few hours later to find his passenger side window smashed. Only THEN did he notice the lawn fu...

Uh, depends on who you work for. Internal IT do alright, but most people answering customer calls directly don't make shit. Those first-level support people are often outsourced (domestic or intl), ...

It's a nice step, but I wish there was just an increase in general awareness about how much of a waste it is to use a new plastic bag every time you purchase something. Store employees should be trai...

Dude, pictures of pugs two days in a row? Those things are fuckin ugly....

Yikes. Those comments are pretty crazy. Makes chicagoist readers seem completely grounded by comparison....