uselessinventions
- Location: Chicago
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"I know you love a good chimpfuck." That picture + that quote = this year's Christmas card....
Oh, oh! I actually heard information about this as well from an "inside source." (No, really.) Apparently the big stumbling block for the show getting made is they want to move the whole production...
This seriously needs the 'whatthefuckisgoingonaroundhere' tag for this story. This is just depressing. I don't even want to know how many of them were children....
And the reason you couldn't get these things from an Army/Navy surplus store is why? Oh, you'd rather pay more for crappier quality. I see. (I will give a shout-out to Craftsman tools. They are gr...
Thank you for that Mom joke. That completely made my day....
Anytime you can combine 9/11 and farts, you have comedy gold....
This is an extremely awesome idea. I'm glad there will be other people there who love Forgotten Chicago and watch Hidden Chicago way too many times. ...
Somewhere right now a mother thinks the term "fur baby" is highly insensitive....
If Cop Rock had more plot lines (and accompanying songs) like this it would still be on the air....
OK, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this looks absolutely amazing. I feel kind of goofy going being over the age of 9 and wanting to see this, but after seeing this the thought of seeing an...

