- President Obama will apparently never have a Commerce Secretary: Republican Sen. Judd Gregg (NH) has withdrawn his name because of a difference of opinion over the stimulus package.
- Lawmakers are considering banning future governors from emblazoning their name on signs a la Blago and the Tollway.
- That's not the only sign issue in the state: now there's a fuss over the county road markers that the Cook County Board approved earlier this week, a fight that's being led by a pair of Board commissioners.

Friday Afternoon Diversion: Earth With Rings