Results tagged “crimes”

Many people - Chicagoist staffers included - love the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a fun-loving truant romp through Chicago. But now, via our pals at The Windy Citizen, comes this forum at Metafilter, compiling all the crimes Bueller and company actually committed during their day off. Strangely enough, Cameron's Red Wings jersey is not one of them.

I recently found myself on a nearly-empty Brown Line car during the early evening, when I realized that a man sitting next to me was masturbating. I kicked him and yelled at him to stop, which he did, and he left the train at the next stop. My immediate reaction was to feel relieved that I had so quickly recognized and taken control of the situation. And although I was grossed out, my prevailing feeling was: Fuck you, man. Nice try.