Deerfield Police are searching for a female driver who acted quite unladylike in a parking lot recently and are mulling over possible charges. At around 6:20 a.m. on the morning of September 13, a woman pulled into the parking lot of Takeda Pharmaceuticals in Deerfield, got out of her car and proceeded to "defecate and urinate on company property." (What is it with the suburbs and poop recently?) Anyhow, the woman then tried to leave but not without hitting a responding security guard's car and then running two red lights as she made a hasty exit for the interstate. And it was gloriously captured on a surveillance camera perched above the parking lot. The Deerfield Review says charges against the woman should she be tracked down include "public indecency, leaving the scene of a vehicle damage crash, disorderly conduct and failure to obey a traffic control device." more ›

No one likes stepping in dog poop. Whenever we do, many of us dog owners ourselves, we swear and scrape and stew about the irresponsible nature of others. But Susan Miller, 43, of Naperville, had an unusual reaction when she stepped in dog droppings left by her neighbor's pet on Wednesday night. According to police, Miller collected the excrement and threw it into her neighbor's sliding patio screen. She then filled several plastic bags with dog feces and hung them "on various places on the patio," police told the Chicago Sun-Times. She also stole a sign--which asked apartment complex resident to pick up dog waste--and put it on her neighbor's property. Miller was charged with disorderly conduct. more ›

Three Lewis University students - Matthew McCormack, 21, and Daniel Rusch, 19, both of Schaumburg, and Michael Lisman, 20, of Kansas City - have been arrested and charged with disorderly conduct stemming from an incident last week in which the three were allegedly yelling racial slurs, making threats, and according to witnesses, lowered a noose out of a dorm window. The school issued a statement on the April 16th incident, saying: more ›

Everyone gets rejected by a member of the opposite sex eventually; we've all been there. But there's accepting rejection gracefully and there's being a sore loser. And then there's this: a Wisconsin man has been charged with criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence after he urinated on his roommate's dog because she (um, the roommate, not the dog) rejected his sexual advances. This never happened on Three's Company. more ›