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Groupon Dumps Trump
Groupon, reacting to pressure, has decided to pull advertising from the website of The Apprentice, the reality show hosted by Fake Presidential candidate, Queens-born casino operator and real estate mogul Donald Trump. Trump has been reaping the whirlwind since taking credit for President Obama releasing his birth certificate two days ago. Trump has since opened a new line of attack on the President, questioning if Obama has the goods to be an Ivy League student, a move that CBS' Bob Schieffer said was "code for saying he got into law school because he's black. This is an ugly strain of racism that's running through this whole thing."
Will Celebrity Apprentice Decide Most Embarassing Political State?
With the debut of Celebrity Apprentice coming Sunday, get ready for another Blagojevich onslaught. Watching the former Illinois Governor in competition for Donald Trump’s approval in New York will be a reminder that we are not living in the only politically shameful state in the Union. The Empire State's upheaval makes one wonder, which is more dysfunctional, Springfield or Albany? It’s an open question. We are all painfully aware of Rod’s rap sheet, but here are some points for those of you keeping score at home:
Blagojevich Meets The Art Of The Deal
The Sun-Times is reporting that the next stop in Rod Blagojevich's Tour of No Shame is an appearance on "Celebrity Apprentice." That's right. The orbit of the disgraced governor who allegedly tried sell a Senate seat to the highest bidder and dared the FBI to tape him doing so will intersect with that of the businessman who never found a product he couldn't tarnish by attaching his name to it. Dali couldn't have painted something so surreal.
Trump Spire Install Nixed Yet Again
Looks like the spire that's to go on top of the Trump Tower downtown is having as much trouble with Chicago winds as The Donald's comb over. The permit for the spire installation was approved on Friday, and workers were all set to proceed yesterday morning but had to stop due to high winds. So they scheduled another go at it this morning, but the pesky weather got in the way once again. The permit issued was only valid for two days, and as we plunge further into a Chicago winter who knows when the next decent weekend weather might present itself. Maybe for now they should just focus on selling the condo units.
Trump Sued Over Tower
Things are getting rough for Donald Trump as the lead lender on his tower going up downtown has filed suit, seeking to collect $40 million in guarantees Trump made about the building. The suit was filed Friday by Deutsche Bank Trust Co. Americas, claiming Trump has defaulted on the $640 million loan when he didn't pay off the remaining $334.2 million to the bank and other lenders by November 7. Trump has previously filed suit against the lenders in which he "asked a judge to uphold a so-called force majeure clause in the loan agreement, which permits an extension due to an extraordinary event — in this case, the global financial crisis, according to the complaint."
Dateline: Trump Tower
It's always a busy day in the world of Donald Trump, but it's a little bit busier around our very own Trump Tower as of late. First, Crain's Chicago has scoured the real-estate listings to find that the Editor-In-Chief of the Chicago Sun-Times, Michael Cooke, flipped his condo for a tidy profit recently. Hey, good for him - at least the newspaper industry is on a paying basis for somebody.* Maybe he can get a show on A&E now.
Trump Card
My favorite part is at 1:29. From our pals Mark Bazer and Steve Delahoyde, with the vocal stylings of Kate James.
Trump Hotel to Open Amid Protest
If you're looking for a peaceful night's rest in a still-under-construction downtown Chicago skyscraper, then lucky you! The Trump International Hotel and Towers opens its doors today. Guest rooms are available now, with the restaurant opening early next month and both the spa and the hotel bar slated to open in March.
Extra, Extra
State lawmakers are back in session, attempting to solve the little nightmare we call transit fundin. Things...are not looking so good, though. What's the governor doing? Watch for yourself! [AP]
Cuban Applies To Buy Cubs
MLB Commissioner Bud Selig must have choked on his frozen custard when he found out that Mark Cuban has officially thrown his hat into the ring to buy the Cubs. On Thursday Cuban made public that he had submitted his application to buy the storied ball club. Bud, of course, has other ideas about who shall buy the Cubs. He has been lobbying for longtime friend John Canning Jr. to purchase the team from the...
Stop Him Before He Trumps Again
Donald Trump presents himself as a successful businessman. Indeed, it takes a lot of business know-how to attach your name to everything you can for a buck, including vodka. Even had he not inherited the family construction business, odds are that the Donald would have made a fortune in sales. Apparently, he'll pimp anything.
Is Bud's Man a Cubs Fan?
Even before the team was officially up for sale, there has been a great deal of speculation about who the next owner of the Cubs might be. While the media -- Chicagoist included -- has focused on the likes of Donald Trump, Ernie Banks and Mark Cuban as possible new team owners, if MLB commissioner Bud Selig gets his way the new owner will be less well known to most of us. Fortune magazine is...
Let's Build Two!
This week, the Cubs announced plans to build a statue of Ernie Banks outside Wrigley Field, honoring Mr. Cub himself. The new statue will be in place before the 2008 season. While discussions about erecting a statue honoring perhaps the greatest Cubs player ever had been going on for a while, Jess Jackson recently got the ball rolling with a public petition, appearances on the Mike North morning show, and a publicized meetings with Tribune...
Extra, Extra
Scientists announced that they have found a 4-mile-square fossilized rain forest near Danville, IL. They say it was preserved by a major ancient earthquake and that it has a bunch of big leaf impressions, trunks of extinct trees, and tree-sized horsetail plants. LaSalle Bank getting bought by Bank of America? Not so fast... HowToOpenThings is a new local online venture where site members have contests to get videos created that demonstrate how to open...
Cubs for Sale
After months of speculation that the Cubs might be put up for sale as part of a restructuring or sale of Tribune Co., almost immediately after the board's approval of Chicago billionaire Sam Zell's offer, news came that the team would in fact be sold. Now the handicapping can begin on who the new owner will be. There has certainly been no shortage of potential bidders mentioned. Of course, that was before the Cubs went...
Who Gives a Crap
According to the Sun-Times, according to The View, the ladies at the show read the Sun-Times! Anyone who subjects themselves to the show would have heard Rosie "Captain Coo-Coo Bananas" O'Donnell referring to her horoscope, which she plucked from the pages of the Chicago newspaper.
Elevator Pitchers, Report to Spring Training
Do you have a business idea? If you ran into Donald Trump on an elevator, could you sell it to him before the doors open on the 23rd floor? You can practice your pitch for a chance to win $5,000 in prize money in the inaugural FAST PITCH competition, part of Entrepreneurship Week Chicago. That's enough cash to buy quite a few Foosball tables for your startup office (OK, so maybe you should pay the rent first). A panel of experienced business owners, investors, and other high muckety-mucks will critique your pitch and select a winner, and, of course, it's all preceded by a networking reception.
A Classy New Vodka From A Man Lacking Class
We find Donald Trump to be a tragic figure, what with the ceaseless self-promotion, the infantile manner in which he responds to criticism, his unsolicited advice to politicians, the way he adopts the facial gestures of his succubi consorts, all those skyscrapers rising to the heavens like modern-day Towers of Babel, and the general bad behavior that stems from his misogyny. What next for a man who lives by the motto that if you paint...
Who Doesn't Want to Buy the Cubs?
Seriously, is there anybody in this town's upper tax bracket who hasn't thrown their hat into the ring of interested buyers, should the beleagured Tribune Company decide to sell the Cubs as part of their fire sale? Even before the Trib's latest troubles, some notable bidders went on record expressing interest in buying the team — including the likes of Ernie Banks, Mark Cuban and Donald Trump. While Chicagoist would be all for a Cuban...
You're ALL Fired!
A few weeks ago, we noted that Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban expressed an interest in buying the Cubs. But he's not the only billionaire who could imagine himself in the owner's box at Wrigley. Donald Trump would also be interested! The brash real estate tycoon and reality show star said that he'd like to own the team. When asked by Mike North on 670 the Score, the Donald responded, "I would be interested, yeah....
Calatrava Aiming For the Stars
Chicagoist leapt for joy a while back when we heard that superstar architect Santiago Calatrava was working on Lake Shore Drive residential highrises - but we had no idea just how high those rises would be. The Fordham Company, the developer of high-end residential real estate properties that is pushing this project forward, is expected to announce today a proposed $500 million building that would be the country's tallest, nearing 1,500 feet at its habitable...
Chicagoist Predicts, Obama Wins
Last night was the last debate before Obama takes Illinois Republican Sen. Peter Fitzgerald's seat in the Senate. It got a bit heated, but overall it was more of the same. Sunday, the Tribune reported on a recent Tribune/WGN-TV poll that put Obama at 66% and Keyes at 19%. You've heard it here first. Chicagoist predicts that Barack Obama will win the 2004 Senate race. So since that race isn't really even fun anymore [see...

