Bet you didn't know the Easter Bunny was an angry psychopath with an axe to grind against humanity. Here's the story of how he came to be that way. Watch out, he's coming for you. more ›

Be it rolling Easter eggs, holding a summit with the Easter Bunny, or throwing out the first pitch of the baseball season, it's been a busy day for the POTUS. Though Benjy didn't get his wish: Obama kept to Washington Nationals gear for his baseball appearance...or did he? That's right, Obama still represented the South Side with a Sox hat on the mound in DC. more ›

Yeah, yeah, Easter was three days ago, but if you're like us, you're still gorging yourself on leftover candy, so it still feels appropriate. And besides...better late than never. [via] more ›

The week in CTA has started off in typical fashion: sad and disappointing. more ›

We’ve all taken demeaning jobs to help pay the bills. (Don’t get us started on the number of times we dressed up as cartoon animals for children’s birthday parties.) One Chicago man figured he could get some work in the porn industry and keep it on the down low. Unfortunately, he discovered that not everyone in the porn industry is forthright and true. Also, the Easter Bunny isn’t real. A man going by the name... more ›

SFist commeters pose for before and aftershocks when the mayor commemorates a 1906 earthquake...at 4:30 in the morning. A hot tip on the Chronicle vending machines comes in and the SFist war correspondent risks life and limb to post this dispatch from the frontlines. Houstonist announces their new Cops spinoff "World's Funniest Tazer Videos" and the possible cancellation of their pervs' "World's Grossest Bathroom Videos" and PBS trains cams on cows at, uhg, Mootube. Also,... more ›

Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, strippers who really like you and television medical dramas. What do these things have in common? None of them are real (except for House. That shit’s all true. The woman from last season with a 30-pound tumor? Totally happened to someone at Northwestern). more ›