There's a new ad campaign for Hanes featuring former Bulls legend Michael Jordan. But it's not the product that has folks talking; rather, it's Jordan's curious facial hair, which most are referring to as Jordan's "Hitler mustache." While there seems to be no official word on why Jordan has chosen to go with the short 'stache, some, such as SB Nation's brilliant Spencer Hall (no, really, he's one of the best sports bloggers out there), has hypothesized a few possibilities:
Michael Jordan's Curious Facial Hair
Bank Robber Bespoiling Fake Mustaches
A man wearing a fake mustache has been robbing banks on the North Side, and the FBI is asking anyone with information to call (312) 421-6700.
Separated at Birth: Drew Gooden
Gooden's unique coiffure reminds us of one possible face on the Wooly Willy toy we remember from our childhood. The simple game, with its iron filings under plastic atop a hairless face and a magnet to "draw" with allowed for countless varieties of hairstyles and facial 'dos. But the bald and shaggy beard look is right there on the toy itself, among the suggested looks on the left side.
And The Oscar Goes To....Mustaches
When Oscar nominations came out this morning, we could only think about one thing: how much freakin' facial hair there is in the nominated films. Here are some photos of some people in some of the nominated movies rockin' (and not really rockin') 'staches.

