We can barely get through Wiener and Still Champion's regular burgers without feeling like we committed at least four cardinal sins. We're not even going to touch the "Triple Undisputed." Gus Paschalis's baby arm of a burger, nicknamed the "911 burger," is three pounds of dynamite aimed directly to an eater's arteries. In recent months customers have been establishing new records to see who could tame this wild stallion the quickest. more ›

Last week we attended a preview of the new menu items at Wiener and Still Champion (802 Dempster, Evanston, 847-869-0100). Many of the new additions are former off-menu items owner Gus Paschalis would serve to frequent customers; the country fried gyros were one such item. But nothing prepared us for the phallic monstrosity pictured above. more ›

This is the kind of Last Supper one eats when he doesn't want to hear the calls of "Dead Man Walking!!" more ›