No pro sports last night but there was a trio of area college hoops game. more ›

Some dipshit has bid is asking for twenty-thousand two hundred and twenty-seven dollars on eBay for a scratched egg deemed both "holy" and "lucky". As you can see in the image at left there are two perpendicular scratches on the surface of the egg's shell. The egg's name is "HOLY CROSS LUCKY EGG". We spelled it out earlier to make sure you got it, but here it is again for those of you with short attention spans—$20,227. Now the family does plan to donate a minimum of $2,000 dollars from the proceeds ($1,000 to a charity of their choice and $1,000 to a charity of your the winning bidder's choice), but come on! If you've got $20,000 to throw at a marred egg with a hole in its back, why not cut your investment in half and buy $10,000 worth of good eggs instead? You could donate them to a shelter. Though we do hear that homeless people EAT eggs instead of keep them as good luck charms, but who's to judge? more ›

A CTA driver was stabbed in the empty bus he was driving and a car got in an accident and landed on the Red Line tracks. Not your normal, more ›