• Chicago Public Schools head Michael Scott announced he has been subpoenaed by a grand jury in connection with the investigation into admission practices at some of the system's more elite schools.
• Remember the guy who had his wife, mistress, and two other women glue his penis to his body? Now he's going to jail.
• CTA workers caught yammering on cell phones when they should be working will be fired, according to a new edict handed down by the agency.

It's a gloomy, grumpy Humpday. You've got a few more days until the weekend. There's a pile of work on your desk you just don't feel like plowing through. Well, while it may not make that pile of work go away, one thing that might help get rid of those grumpies is the WeinerMobile. Stalwart reader/Flickr pool contributor JoeM500 snapped some shots of the iconic vehicle at a tweet-up yesterday and the shots are bringing a smile to our face this gray morning. We just hope Zodak Yonan got the WeinerMobile a parking sticker so it's not ticketed. more ›