Someone stole 100 burritos from a Chipotle in La Grange last night. The tasty, foil-wrapped packages of impending regret* were supposed to go to a charity event for Relay for Life at Lyons Township High School, but a man impersonating a volunteer for the event picked them up from the 'potle and absconded. He's described as a 40-something, balding, thin (not for long! har har) white man, around 5-foot-9, who drives a brown Dodge Charger. [CBS 2] more ›

Easter’s coming up faster than we realize, as always. While we’re looking forward to the meager excuse for shoving our faces full of all things Cadbury, we regret that we never took part in one of the cornerstones of the holiday. No, it’s not welcoming Jesus back from the dead; it’s the classic hunt for Easter eggs. We figure since we’re all growns up, we missed out on the chance to get in on the... more ›

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