"No wire hangers! Ever!" more ›

This week saw favored reality show contestants from Chicago bite the dust, further proving that people from our fine city just can't win on trite, ridiculous shows that require little talent! Over on the CW, Ebony left ANTM in a dramatic fashion. Repeatedly unable to convey a good "model face," Ebony's shot this week took it to the next level, featuring what we like to call a "poo face." Not good. As expected, she landed... more ›