What is it with Indiana residents, alcohol and small vehicles?
"A Woman in a Golf Cart Pulled Up to a Drugstore"
Indiana Man on Moped Just Wanted to Keep the Party Going
Darin Medley of Valparaiso, IN had an evening that usually is the plot to a stoner comedy, only there's no hot woman waiting for him at the end credits.
Pantsless Man, Not Doughnuts, Draw Police to Indiana Dunkin' Donuts
A man was arrested at an Indiana Dunkin' Donuts wearing only a t-shirt, his long john free for all to see.
Body of Lakeview Man Found, Partially Eaten by Dog
From the "Dogs are Carnivores" Department: autopsy results are inconclusive in the death of a Lakeview man who was partially eaten by his pet pit bull.
Toothpick Acupuncture "Doctor" Arrested
Skokie police arrested a man who was posing as a doctor by posting classified ads in Bulgarian language newspapers and using toothpicks to perform acupuncture
Trust Me. I'm (Not) a Doctor
Let's start off the day with some news of the weird, shall we? There's a man out there passing himself off as a doctor, using toothpicks as acupuncture and prescribing pills that expired nine years ago to people who read Bulgairan language newspapers.
Lawyer Suspended for Accepting Nude Dancing as Payment
We all know legal representation can be expensive. So maybe a you-scratch-my-back, I-defend-yours isn't the worst idea in the world. Unless you're DeKalb attorney Scott Robert Erwin, who accepted client payment in the form of nude dancing. Would you believe that's not cool with the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission? Erwin has been suspended from practicing law for 15 months.
First We'll Throw the Bouquet, Then We'll Throw the Knives
Man, weddings. They're nuts! Things just never go how you plan. Someone always drinks too much, or brings a date who wasn't invited, or...throws a knife at a kid wrapped in duct tape. Behold today's WTF, from Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin:
Man Charged with Lighting Friend's Pants on Fire
Well, here's a line you don't read every day: "A Metro East man is free on $20,000 bond after being accused of setting another man's pants on fire." The man was in fact not a liar--just a sleeper. Joseph Hornsey, 21, has been charged with aggravated battery.

