Last week Marcus estimated that his leaving would decrease references to unicorns on the site by 70 percent. That was wishful thinking. more ›

It was a little over a week ago that we brought you the first report of a man dressed as a clown trying to lure kids into his vehicle in the Garfield Park area. And before we even had time to scrub that image from our brains, a new report from WBBM has new info on the King of the Creepers: Not only is the South Side not safe either, but he's using balloons, too. Oh good lord. more ›