Download the original attachment We here in the Ist-A-Verse know that we're sensational, but it's very rare that we get a chance to be sensationalistic. This week, we've decided to have ourselves a little fun and try our hand at tacky tabloid headlines, using nothing more than our favorite posts from this week. Torontoist Special Report: Rosie to Trump: "Fire 300 Bicyclists for Fraud!" On DCist: Students Go Wild for Slogans, Secrets and Sexual Harassment... more ›

As we headed out of the Chicagoist offices yesterday to meet up with some of our fellow colleagues who had already left the office for the day, we were a little hesitant to jump on the CTA given the morning's snafu (power outage, missing rail, possible suicide?). However, our spirits were strangely lifted by the existential queries on this ever-so-helpful CTA sign. We, too, have asked ourselves these very same questions. If anyone can... more ›

It's been too long, friends! But Overheard is back in action, thanks to so many juicy submissions. Keep the hotness coming this-a-way; as always, you can reach us at overheard at chicagoist dot com. This week: the wheels on the biz-us, furry muffs, drag queens and murders—in other words, the Christmas season has started in earnest. more ›

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We're learning some valuable lessons this week: you can't change the past, cucumbers aren't as versatile as we thought, and something about Jesus and the homeless. Keep 'em coming: overheard at chicagoist dot com. more ›

Today: tasty treats, awesome comebacks, and some bizarre musings on class class conflict. Keep 'em coming at overheard at chicagoist dot com. more ›

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If these walls could talk, they'd say "man, you guys heard a lot of random crap this week." Keep up the good work! Tap this ass at overheard at chicagoist dot com. Guy: ..so I guess Brooklyn is the 4th largest city in America, so it's not that different than Chicago... ++ College guy: Why do you think you're more mature than me? What about that time you made out with that guy at that... more ›

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The Pre-Show Ah, what to say. Everyone looks so...puffy. We're watching WGN because...well, we can't find the remote honestly. 6:10 PM - Do you even have the right to complain about cheesy presenters if you're watching an Oscar pre-show? Isn't that like visting a dominatrix and complaining about the pain? Still, we have a deep burning hatred of Sam Rubin. 6:17 PM - Hilary Swank going against the grain with no cleavage display. Wearing drapes... more ›