Man Lands Plane on Golf Course So Son Can Play Tennis
Hey, dad, can you give me a ride? Oh, you want to be a brief media sensation? Then yeah, a ride in your plane is cool, too.
Kazmierczak Attempted to Impede Investigators
More disturbing details are emerging today about Steve Kazmierczak: Police are saying that he tried to cover his tracks before the shooting spree. He removed the hard drive from his computer and took the SIM card out of his phone. And apparently the account his girlfriend gave CNN yesterday doesn't match with what she told the police.
"Radio Boy" Arrested for Soliciting Sex From 13-Year-Old
KISS-FM's "Radio Boy" Michael Wawrzyniak has been charged with indecent solicitation of a child for allegedly trying to arrange a meeting for with a 13-year-old in Carol Stream. It wasn't a 13-year-old, though. It was a cop.
This Week in Stupid
Chicagoist likes to think we’ve seen it all, but, sometimes, we’re still a little shocked, or at least puzzled, by our fellow humans. Which, we suppose, isn’t a bad thing. Good to keep things interesting.
This Week in Stupid
Police officers have a thankless jobs, putting themselves in harm's way every day. Sometimes the danger comes in the form of gunfire; other times it’s a little more bizarre. This week, TWIS salutes the police, for protecting us from the crazies, and, sometimes, just making us smile.
Call The Police! I Saw Tee-Tees!!!
Oak Lawn (southwest of Chicago) Police Chief Bob Smith sent letters this week to five businesses within his jurisdiction telling them that they could be prosecuted for selling adult videos and magazines. In the letter, sent to one video store and four convenience stores, Smith notified the businesses' proprietors that he was working with prosecutors to determine whether the dirty mags and videos break local obscenity laws.

