We dug and dug but couldn't find any video of The Simpsons' grand salute to our mediocre presidents, but you can listen to it here. Meanwhile, we'll settle for these clips. The first, from that same classic episode, features Ralph Wiggum's performance of George Washington on his death bed. The second is a new clip that the show just produced. more ›

It should be a lighter than normal traffic day tomorrow, President’s Day. No mail delivery. Most banks, federal offices, city offices and state offices will be closed. School will be out. Courts will not be in session, and you won’t be able to pick up something to read at the library. more ›