One of the more inane rumors we've read today, but not the first one we've heard about Lollapalooza. The Sun Times' Bill Zwecker breathlessly reports there's a good chance LiLo could be joining DJ/girlfriend Samantha Ronson in the Windy City for the big music fest. Maybe she'll try to join Kanye onstage only to get booted off in tears, a la Paris and Fifty. Or maybe she'll DJ at the Burlington with our very own Tankboy! [Ed. Note: No way, José!] more ›