Anyone looking for a Memorial Day treat, take note! Shaw's Crab House is offering a break-the-bank deal on Oysters from 3:00-6:00 on Monday. Have you ever had an oyster-glutton fantasy? Every time we go to an oyster bar, we have visions of making like a 19th-century oil baron and ordering dozens and dozens, and then we look at the prices and wince. On Monday in Shaw's Oyster Bar you can order away, as oysters will be only 25 cents each. That's right, a dozen oysters for $3. To give you a frame of reference, a half-dozen oysters at Shaw's usually runs around $13. We'll be there slurping for sure - come out and join us! more ›

Just in case you ever wanted to sleep again, allow us to prevent that with this one phrase: "passed a 9-foot tapeworm." Ah! See you in my nightmares, tapeworm! more ›