Today's free screenings of Star Wars at the Portage Theater are almost "drop what you're doing and hightail your ass to the Northwest side" appointment movie watching.
Last-Minute Plans: Free Screenings Of Star Wars At The Portage Theater
Thursday Afternoon Diversion: A Star Wars Christmas (But Not the One You're Thinking)
"Look into your heart, Luke." Look into your enlarged, diseased heart.
Chicagoist's Favorite Movie Taglines
Much like a business motto, a tagline is a short, catchy phrase used by studios to sell feature-length films.
Weekend Diversion: Star Wars in France
We don't think the French understand Star Wars. How else to explain this clip?
Artist Imagines Imperial Walkers Conquering Downtown Chicago
Beware our city's most dangerous invader since "Baby's Day Out."
Do This: Portage Theater Treasure Hunt
Go see both versions of The Mummy at the Portage tonight, meet Svengoolie and have a chance to see the "Han Shot First" version of Star Wars in January for free.
Rowdy Fun With A Nude Hope
This comical romp through “a galaxy
far, far away
in a disco, circa 1977,” follows a sexually frustrated Luke Skywalker as he attempts to rescue the luscious Princess Leia from the sadomasochistic Darth Vader.
In Honor of the Final Space Shuttle Mission, Our Favorite Space Movies
At 10:26 a.m., the final Space Shuttle launch went off without a hitch, leaving Cape Canaveral for the International Space Station at a brisk 2,600 miles an hour when the broadcaster on the NASA feed noted: "the Space Shuttle spreads it wings a final time for a sentimental journey into space." The Atlantis' final mission is a 12-day jaunt, and we can't help but feel a little nostalgic for the end of an era. When you're not checking out the live mission coverage from NASA fire up your imagination with one of our five favorite movies about space:
Humpday Afternoon Diversion: Back and Forth, Yoda Whips His Hair
We've long theorized here that anything can be made better with a little bit of "Star Wars." Yoda dancing to a song from one of Will Smith's obnoxious kids may put that theory to the test.
National Film Registry Names 25 Films for Safeguarding
The Empire Strikes Back is grabbing much of the attention among the 25 additions to the National Film Registry announced today. Each year, the Library of Congress selects up to 25 "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films" for the registry. Han Solo may have said "Never tell me the odds," but the chances were always favorable that Empire, a box office smash considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars films, would become the second sequel enshrined, following The Godfather Part II (inducted in 1993). It marks George Lucas' fourth title on the list.
Christmas Eve Afternoon Diversion: The Star Wars Christmas Special... That Everyone Really Wanted
Anthony Daniels, who played C3PO in the "Star Wars" movies, calls the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special 'the horrible holiday special that nobody talks about." George Lucas apparently hated it more than casual "Star Wars" fans hated Episodes 1-3.
Thursday Afternoon Diversion
The weekend's coming up, so let's try and help you get a hot date to spend some time with!
Catching Up With Daniel Morey, LEGO Master Builder
A little more than two years ago as the real world housing market was in free-fall, the not-yet-opened LEGOLAND Discovery Center Chicago was looking to start some construction of its own—on a “miniland” scale. About the same time, Daniel Morey was finding himself with fewer and fewer projects in his work as a contract carpenter.
Clones, Stormtroopers Attack (LEGO) Michigan Avenue
By the end of summer, real-world Michigan Avenue will get a reprieve from the carnage of burning cars, wrecked streets and robots that are more than meets the eye; LEGO Michigan Avenue, on the other hand, will be rebuilding for a long time following this weekend's invasion from Imperial Stormtroopers and Battle Droids.
The Empire Strikes Back...For Charity
We're fast approaching the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back, the second part of the original Star Wars trilogy and commemorative screenings don't surprise us. Lucasfilm Ltd has launched a year-long campaign, The Empire Gives Back and, lucky for Chicago-area Star Wars fans, a set of digital screenings will be taking place at the Field Museum benefiting the museum's Education Outreach programs. There will be four separate screenings with a variety of packages available.
Fast Food Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Anthony tipped us off Friday, via Consumerist, Fast Company and a host of others, to this intriguing and informative series of maps showing which fast food chains dominate various territories throughout the U.S.
Lucasfilm: Billboard Company Violating Trademark It Is
A local sign company must have been unaware that only the Super Bowl and the Olympics rival George Lucas and Lucasfilm as pit bulls that go after any whiff of trademark violations. Because if not, then Skywalker Outdoor, Inc., shouldn't have been surprised when they were slapped with a trademark infringement suit.
In Photos: Chicago Comic-Con 2009
Lollapalooza wasn't the only big event going on this weekend. It was also the annual Chicago Comic-Con. And judging by these pictures, it was an incredible, surreal time for all involved. A miniature Darth Vader? Check. Billy Dee Williams signing a bottle of Colt 45? Check. More comic costumes than you could ever dream of? Check. And there's plenty more where these came from.
Weekend Diversion: Han Solo, P.I.
Earlier today, we honored the anniversary of D-Day. This time around, though, we've gone back to the more light-hearted stuff. Witness this brilliant mash-up.
Humpday Diversion: Star Wars-On-A-Harp Edition
Yes, that is a kid playing the Star Wars Cantina Band song on a harp. Dude can also play Herbie Hancock. We realize now that we have done nothing with our lives. [via The Daily What by way of my Chicagoist predecessor who's now at Entertainment Weekly]
CNN To Use....Holograms?
The future is now, at least over at CNN. During tomorrow night's election, the network is planning on using three-dimensional holograms to supplement those weird touch screens they've been using. They'll project holographic images of their field correspondents stationed around the country, including Chicago, onto their set using 44 cameras and 20 computers in each location to get the image rendered correctly. Holy shit. I will pay $50 to the first CNN tech who manages to slip in a glimpse of the Death Star blueprints instead of, say, Anderson Cooper.
Extra, Extra
I'm Here To Rescue You
There are a lot of spoof posters out there, but this one, by David Friedman of Ironic Sans, is the clear winner.
Today in Awesome: Trailer, Game, Star Wars Money
We've all got a bad case of the Fridays--perhaps because we're so pysched for the Media Slam this weekend. We need some awesome stuff to get us through the rest of the afternoon....
Class it up at the CSO
The Chicago Symphony Orchestra has just announced its 2008 / 2009 season. Tickets are already on sale, so here are a few Chicagoist recommendations to keep in mind:

