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Seth Anderson's "raindrop porn" (heh) and Stephen Gay's brick wall make us want to put together a Pat The Bunny-style book about the textures around town. Suck on that, "daddy's beard."... more ›

Let's all give a warm welcome to our newest commenter, Mr. Neil Steinberg! A 16-year-old spotted her rapist at Dunkin Donuts and called the police, who promptly arrested him. A flight from here to New York was searched following a bomb threat, and the FBI is investigating non-specific, "third-hand" threats that al-Qaida is planning on attacking Chicago malls during holiday shopping time. Doomsday, Daley, CTA, Springfield...this is pretty much a Mad Libs at this... more ›