Today's moral: drive responsibly if you have outstanding warrants, people. Victor Corona of Aurora didn't and was afraid of being thrown in jail for his outstanding warrants, so he gave police the name of his passenger, Sergio Moreno. more ›

While in Seattle with the team, White Sox GM Kenny Williams was cited for jaywalking on Monday afternoon outside Safeco Field. On his phone -- finalizing the Rios acquisition? -- while crossing outside a crosswalk, a Seattle traffic-control officer slapped Williams with a $56 ticket. Given the spending he did earlier in the day, we have a feeling this won't be getting submitted for reimbursement on his expense report. more ›

We know the city's hard up for cash. With tax revenues falling and city budgets tapped out we understand that the city is looking long and hard for any additional revenue streams. But this? more ›

Damn! We thought Shawn Kemp was the poster child for the NBA needing to provide sex ed for its players, but former Bulls forward Jason Caffey has been even more prolific with his penis than Kemp was. Having fathered 10 kids with eight different women (Kemp has seven), Caffey recently filed for bankruptcy. On Tuesday, however, U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Margaret A. Mahoney tossed Caffey's bankruptcy case, which clears the way for the women to sue the former basketball player for over $200,000 in back child support and legal expenses. more ›