Cook County officials have decided to shelve a publication that would have less readers than our grandma's blog, . Why? Do they want to deny us a peek into the great mind of our elite county leader, Todd Stroger, or the "mouthwatering" recipe for orange crab salad? Is it because the county spent nearly $25,000 to launch the magazine, and were only able to sell three ads for the inaugural issue? No, it's because -- as with most things coming out of Stroger's office -- there was a bit of a quality control issue. One of the vast minions of Stroger spokespeople Eugene Mullins said the magazine is riddled with spelling and grammatical errors, and the 5,000 issues printed are going straight into the garbage. more ›