If you wanted to call us total weirdos, you'd be right. For example — one of the many, many examples — if we were planning an outdoor wedding we would not be planning for a nice day or a pretty view. No, we would be planning in the style of Dwight Shrute: we would consult a farmer's almanac, take into account the likelihood of all natural disasters and historical episodes, whether it was secretary's day, the possibility of a zombie attack on a 1-5 scale depending on lunar orbit and sunspots, traffic patterns, and the list goes on. That is why we would have never, ever, EVER planned our wedding during The Return of the Cicadas: The Revenge. more ›