In today's absurd celebrity news: Rosie O'Donnell apparently is on a one-woman crusade against underage drinking. Or, if you believe Celebslam, was trying to get some tail. According to the National Enquirer, Rosie accosted two women drinking in a bar at O'Hare. Problem? They were 24 and 27. more ›

Ahh, Chuck E. Cheese. Where a kid can be a kid. Skee-ball. Pizza. Ball-pits. Frightening animatronic shows. And now... booze? The Chuck E. Cheese in Batavia has been charged with selling alcohol to minors. We weren't even aware that the restaurants served alcohol, let alone to minors, but it turns out a worker at the 511 N. Randall Rd. location was allegedly caught selling to an underage police decoy. more ›

After printing a salacious issue about underage encounters that identified involved students by name, a Lincolnshire high school newspaper will face more restrictions that some say are tantamount to censorship. The 3,400 copies of the Jan. 30 issue of the Stevenson High School newspaper "The Statesman" disappeared from the newsstands almost immediately, though the school says they did not remove them. more ›