We're having a hard time working up even fake indignation to this list. more ›

This Tuesday, try an alternative to melting into the couch while flipping between American Idol and The Biggest Loser and check out the one-night-only, one-woman performance of Last Days of Desmond ‘Nani’ Reese: A Stripper’s History of the World at Steppenwolf’s Downstairs Theatre. more ›

The Smashing Pumpkins just announced they will be playing a show at the Aragon Brawlroom on December 7. Supposedly the set will be unlike the cruddy ones they've been alternating between on the current tour, and will serve as a blow-out stand-alone concert. We're so pleased Corgan and crew have decided to put on a fan-pleasing show in a room with such pristine acoustics. Sorry Billy, we were really kind of pulling for you at the beginning there, but you've just worn us down to the point where we've just given up. [S-T] more ›

If by "Rev. Winkler," they mean Henry Winkler a.k.a. The Fonz, then we're all in. more ›