Edgewater Thinks You're Fat
By Margaret Lyons on Jun 1, 2004 1:45PM
You thought Bike Week was hot shit? Oh baby, Edgewater knows hot better than Andersonville: check out Edgewater Fitness Week. You can get a free 10-day pass to Edgewater Athletic and Swim Club, or if youre running past Pause Coffee (1107 West Berwyn), stop in for a free bottle of water. You have to be in running gear, though, so no cheating. Fattie. Today, you can get free foot and ankle assessments, a pedicure for your dog (quit saying pawicure), a scuba diving lesson, and a lecture on 
which snack bars are good and which are junky. Can I get a fuck yeah? Snack bars rule.
Other fun fitness activities this week include: yoga, tai chi, water aerobics, basketball, volleyball, golf, a walking tour of a cemetery, and sticking your flame-y leg through a hula-hoop. Eat it, Andersonville. Eat. It.