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Double Double Your Caffeine Dependency

By Margaret Lyons in News on Aug 31, 2004 3:32PM

2004_08_31.gum.jpgWm. Wrigley Jr. Co., the world’s largest gum company, is suing GumRunners for patent infringement. GumRunners, based in New Jersey, produces Jolt Gum, a “caffeine-energy” gum that Wrigley claims infringes on its 2002 patent for caffeine-coated gum. Wrigley isn’t selling that gum, and it has stopped selling Stay Alert gum, which was caffeine-laced. But the lawsuit’s still on.

Yeah, Wrigley, litigious, etc., but all this funky Willy Wonka-esque gum innovation is pretty awesome. Heart-burn relief gum? Biodegradable gum? Viagra gum? They’re not on the shelves yet (the heartburn one got yanked because it wasn't popular), but Wrigley has the patents and they’re not afraid to sue you over them. Wow, having an oral fixation could be so much more rewarding!

Hm, gum has been on the up-and-up with high-end luxury gums like Orbit and Everest, plus the Altoid gum is extremely delicious There's Airwaves gum which is supposed to help you breathe (ew, right?) and comes in Spicy Cocktail flavor, and Alpine coughdrop gum, which sounds like it taste like throw-up. 2004_08_31.gmail.gif We’re still sensing a lack of creativity on the part of gum trendsetters. Let’s spice this up a little and have a contest: best idea for new gum gets a Gmail invite at the end of the day. Does anyone even still care about that? We know Gmail is losing/has lost its cachet, but we don’t really have anything else to give away, and little contests are pretty fun.