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Coming Soon: Porn On Your Cell Phone

By vouchey in Miscellaneous on Dec 3, 2004 9:14PM

dwango.jpgDelivering more evidence that porn is more addictive than crack, Playboy Enterprises Inc. announced today that in partnership with Dwango Wireless they will soon begin offering adult-oriented content via wireless phones throughout the U.S. According to the Playboy press release:

Playboy fans will soon be able to experience the fun and sexiness of the classic Playboy lifestyle through custom content including Playboy-themed games, images, video clips, voice clips and ring tones.

Chicagoist is very curious about the "classic" Playboy lifestyle. What, exactly does this entail? We're sure that Playboy would like to emphasize the velvet smoking jacket and martinis of its founder, Hugh Hefner, but most American males (and some females we imagine) know Playboy to have a different sort of lifestyle. And really, do we want people to be living this lifestyle outside of their homes? For instance, living this lifestyle on the Red Line with their hands in their pants, two seats down from you?

Playboy is just sooooo fun and sexy!