No Hall Pass, No Clothes, No Service

By Andrew Peerless in News on Jan 11, 2005 4:50PM

What is it with youth swim meets and sexual deviance these days? First, there was last month’s YMCA Tranny Fashion Show Fiasco, and now this: Naperville police are on the prowl for a naked man that has twice been spotted roaming the halls of Neuqua Valley High School during girls’ sporting events.

Parents first spotted the dirty dog in mid-December, and alerted police two days after they found him meandering through school hallways and peeking into locker rooms during a youth basketball game. He made a second appearance last weekend during a swim meet involving non-school-affiliated youth clubs, making his certainly-disturbing motives clear by showing up inside the girls locker room. Thankfully, during each incident, parents discovered the man while no youngsters were around, and quickly chased him away.

Thanks to school surveillance cameras that captured the naked intruder during his two trips into the school, police have a pretty good description of him: in his mid-30s, about 5-feet 8-inches tall, with tattoos on both arms and a muscular build.

And yes… that was the ONLY description police gave, so get your minds out of the gutter.

Of course, Chicagoist definitely doesn’t want to make light of this individual’s upsetting actions, and urges parents and students in the Naperville area to pay attention their surroundings and those around them until police apprehend the suspect. If you have any information on this individual, please call Naperville Detective Erin Gibler (630.428.6275) or Detective Sgt. Robert Guerrieri (630.305.5454).