So, That's Why They Call It "The Dairy State"? *

By Rachelle Bowden in Miscellaneous on Mar 3, 2005 4:06PM

Do you find the image on the right to be utterly (heh) sexy? The wobbly legs, the dark eyes, the looong tongue? Well, you're not the only one. A 63-year-old Wisconsin man gets his rocks off on steamy young cow action too! Harold Hart, of Neillsville, told police that he regularly stopped at a Greenwood farm after either getting shitcanned at a bar or on trips to strip clubs in Marshfield or Neillsville. So sexy ladies stripping made him want to fuck cows?

How'd he get caught? The owner of the farm (and the calves) noticed footprints and vehicle tracks were showing up around his property on a regular basis so he installed a motion detector. The very next morning the sensor went off and Hart was caught. He, of course, tried to make up an excuse saying he just had to take a piss in the barn and said he'd never been there before.

Hart didn't just recently aquire a taste for hot cow action. He allegedly told the police that he used to have sex with heifers before he went into service in 1963. He said it was just a year ago that the urges overcame him and he started back up again. He said his technique was to tie a rope around the calves necks while he did his thing and he said he'd been to the farm "at least 50 times." Also, it should be noted that Hart told police he never had sex with animals while he had a girlfriend or when he was married.

Hart is charged with disorderly conduct and 2 counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to 9 months of jail time.

*Apologies to our neighbors to the north.. since we like have family living there and stuff.. but we just couldn't let this one pass by.

Image via College of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences