The Chicagoist Inside Deep Throat Contest

By Scott Smith in Arts & Entertainment on Mar 11, 2005 4:33PM

We’re a little behind the curve on this one but we needed to wait until a few more details fell into place before we announced...The Chicagoist Inside Deep Throat Contest!

The distributors of Inside Deep Throat (playing this weekend at the Three Penny) sent some movie swag to the Chicagoist offices a few weeks ago. Initially, there was a big throwdown over who should get to take the stuff home with them. Just as a Greco-Roman leg-wrestling match was about to break out, someone had the bright idea to give it all away to our readers. Chicagoist agreed this was best…and then had the leg-wrestling match anyway (Erin won, natch).

What are the rules? They’re quite simple. Just like real movies, a good porn title is crucial. So Chicagoist wants you to put on your thinking caps and come up with the Best Porno Movie Title Ever...and the Worst Porno Movie Title Ever. E-mail your entries to chicagoistdeepthroat@gmail.com with either "Best Ever" or "Worst Ever" in the subject heading. You can submit an entry to each category but only one entry per category per person. Got it? Points will be awarded on the basis of humor, appropriateness to subject matter, and originality. So don’t bother sending us Good Will Humping or a title you saw when you peeked into the back room of the local video store (trust us, we’ll know). But an entry that makes us laugh and sounds like a porno movie is guaranteed to make the top 5.

The winner in each category will be awarded an Inside Deep Throat prize packages consisting of an Inside Deep Throat t-shirt, an IDT mouse pad, and an IDT movie poster suitable for framing (and placement in a room that your grandparents don’t go into that often). Two runners-up in each category will win an Inside Deep Throat Poster.

Entries will be accepted until midnight on March 21st. Prizes will be awarded at the next Chicagoist Happy Hour on March 25th (more details about place and time coming next week) and you must be present to win since the Post Office refuses to have anything to do with us since the Deep Throat swag showed up at our door.

Good luck!