Stuff You Won't Find On eBay

By Aaron Bailey in Arts & Entertainment on Apr 29, 2005 2:43PM

Any event that advertises "gay boys in cheerleading outfits" and "Underwear for Sale! Come find out if its new or used!" quickly gets our attention. We're not exactly sure what "The Mobtown Moxie Review" is (although it's certain the Tribune would print wrong photos of it), so we'll quote from their website:

...a super-sexy collection of 20 burlesque and drag performance artists all hailing from the windy city. Produced by the Hellcat Hussies this magnificent spectacle is centered around the theme of "Fabulously Dirty Chicago" the Moxies present a show packed with strip-teasing, gender-fucking, flesh-piercing, cello-playing, cheer-leading, razzle-dazzle-ing, and just generally sexy-fun mayhem like only Chicago can deliver.

Anyway, on Sunday they'll be having an auction and art sale to raise money for their traveling queer variety show touring the Northwest this June. Besides the previously mentioned gay cheerleaders and underwear of questionable origins, you can bid on "everything from graphic design to motorcycle rides to dates with pretty girls."

The auction action starts on Sunday at 9 p.m. with a $10 cover and open bar until 10pm at Ontourage Night Club at 157 W Ontario.