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Holy shit. Man. Chicagoist dropped the ball, people.
That's right: FREE DOUGHNUT. Of your choosing, which apparently is the big thing. Thanks, Fred!!
So while it's the afternoon, and this would have been helpful earlier today, anytime is a good time for a Krispy Kreme. And don't lie and give Chicagoist grief and tell us that you don't eat doughnuts in the afternoon.
We saw you pilfering the last glazed in the box the other day before the 3:30 budget meeting. Don't lie.