White Sox Player Doesn't Believe in Being Gay

By Aaron Bailey in Arts & Entertainment on Jun 17, 2005 5:30AM

Stand back, John Rocker, it's Carl Everett's at bat to bash the gays.

In the July issue of Maxim (the temple of high journalism), he reveals that he's had gay teammates and he accepted them (how kind!) but that, gosh darnit:

"Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay."

Well, Mr. Everett, being gay doesn't believe in you!