By Chicagoist Overheard in Miscellaneous on Aug 18, 2005 3:33PM
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Jock1: You know, normally I don't like hitting girls, but this chick was just asking for it!
Jock2: She definitely was!
My mom makes Martha Stewart look like a fucking hobo.
Teenage cheerleader singing along to a fall out boy song on her cell phone Boy in back of train: You are being SO annoying!
Cheerleader: EXCUSE ME?! do you KNOW who I am?!
Boy: An idiot?
Well-dressed girl: But aren't you a trust-fund baby?
Couple watching fireworks at Navy Pier
Him: Baby, I can show you real fireworks.
Guy: I have a new concept for a restuarant... it will sell only FROZEN FOOD. You know, like Lean Cuisine and Tombstone pizza. I'd just get all those companies to sponsor it. It will be huge! People don't buy that shit becuase it's convenient, they buy it becuase they like it! Did you ever see them in the frozen food aisle? Their carts are full of frozen food! It's a huge untapped market.
Bus driver to the person standing on the bottom step by the doors: Now that looks dangerous. I wouldn't stand there if I were you. The last person fell out and I didn't even notice.