By Chicagoist Overheard in Miscellaneous on Sep 16, 2005 4:31PM
Today: tasty treats, awesome comebacks, and some bizarre musings on class class conflict. Keep 'em coming at overheard at chicagoist dot com.
Guy 1 (walking a dog): Man, this dog is killing me.
Guy 2: What's going on?
Guy 1: My girlfriend put him on a special diet, and the dog food is $87 a bag.
Guy 2: $87!
Guy 1: Yeah (sigh), it's made from Kangaroo meat.
Guy: Two wrongs don't make a right!
Girl: Yeah, well, two shut ups make a shut up
Girl yelling to guy: You have to pull your head out of your ass, Mike. We're in a big city now. This isn't Indiana.
Girl #1: He thinks I'm cheating on him.
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: But its like, I haven't cheated on him in months!
Girl #2: OMG!
Officemate: See, now we're back to the debate about non-traditional yogurt flavors.
Woman #1: It's so nice outside.
Woman#2: I know! There are people everywhere.
Woman#1: Yeah...not just by the lake, but all over the streets too.
Woman #2: I pay higher rent to live in this area and use all the stuff around here. People who pay lower rent shouldn't be allowed to just come here and use the stuff.
Woman#1: Well Michigan Avenue used to be nice to walk around, now there are just people there all the time.
(in a pilates class in Lakeview)