Jennifer Aniston Hearts Chicago, But Not Enough To Actually, You Know, Move Here And Shit

By Chuck Sudo in Arts & Entertainment on Jan 10, 2006 4:30PM

So ya'll remember last summer there was this television actress in town who was getting more press for her high-profile divorce than her bad movies, right? She's got this gravity-defying rack, popularized a hairstyle ten years ago that women in some parts of the city still cling to like an amaretto sour at last call, and was filming one of those movies when rumors started floating around that she was seen around the city engaged in PDA's- that's "public displays of affection" for the anagram-challenged- with Erin's unrequited crush. All we can remember is that post, which is admissable in court as evidence should Vince want to take out a restraining order. Humor us. What's her name?

Oh, yeah. Jennifer Aniston.

Chicagoist is usually too busy drinking for your reading entertainment to be starfuckers but when we were linked to this piece from the hard-hitting investigators at Contact Music (a site oddly lacking in music news, by the way). Aniston actually said, among other things, that Chicago is a "great food town", but we have no confirmation that she actually ate any simple starches, bread, fried meats, or other culinary delights that make us such sexy, virile specimens of humanity.

It really isn't newsworthy. If anything it gives us an opportunity to run this striking portrait of Vince Vaughn from 2001 (courtesy of the Smoking Gun). After seeing Capote this weekend we could definitely envision Vince in the role of Perry Smith in a remake of In Cold Blood.