Good Thing That Isn't Illegal in Texas Anymore

By Scott Smith in News on Apr 6, 2006 9:13PM

Now, we know this is immature, but COME ON! Of all the words in the English language you could have chosen, that’s the one you go with? We know it’s late in the day, but you’re a national newspaper for crying out loud. Crack a thesaurus.

And he was fingered by someone named Scooter. Which is weird because we have a friend who had the same thing happen to her at camp.

Also, is anybody else picturing the man dressed up like a Dutch Boy with his digit in a dyke?

Oh damn, now they’ve got us doing it.

In all seriousness, read the piece. These cats redefine the phrase “acting with impunity.” Consider that political capital spent, Jack.