CTA: Oh, The Humanity

By Joanna Miller in News on May 9, 2006 2:08PM

What do gum-smacking teenagers, mothers on the brink of a nervous breakdown, creepy old men and human excrement have in common? Why, the CTA, of course.

One rider has had it up to here with the Fullerton bus and the “Magical Mystery Rear.” If you ride it, chances are, he or she hates you. (Especially you with the beady eyes and the TJ Maxx tie.)

Meanwhile, a Red Line rider turns a disgusting surprise in the “Hobo Corner” into anthropological research.

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