A Footlong Club and Something to Cleanse the Soul

By Joanna Miller in Food on Jun 6, 2006 2:20PM

Fast food restaurants are always trying to jazz up their menus. Wendy’s thinks its new side dish options will blow your mind. (Baked! Lays! Yogurt with Granola!) KFC has managed to serve up all of its ingredients in one logic-defying dish – the New KFC Famous Bowl (Layers of Flavor!).

One Subway sandwich artist in Valparaiso, Ind., has taken his art to a new level, serving up tasty sandwiches with a groundbreaking side dish – weed.

Unfortunately, the cops just don’t understand his vision, and they’ve arrested him and two other men believed to be involved in the scheme. The three are currently in the Porter County Jail, where we’re sure they’re already hard at work on a way to punch up the daily meals.

Sandwich Man via Mags D