Tonight's The Night

By Scott Smith in Miscellaneous on Jun 8, 2006 4:12PM

We’ve been hyping it for the last month and tonight it’s finally here: the Chicagoist 2nd Anniversary Party tonight at the Pontiac Café.

How much would you expect to pay for a party like this? Well, don’t answer yet!

First, we’re giving you hot dance beats from DJ Tankboy and DJ Coco Le Roc. These beats are not sold in stores and can only be found through this special Internet offer. But wait, there’s more!

We’re also throwing in the sounds and sights of Suffrajett. Their brand of rock comes in three different varieties: badass, kickass, and shakeyourass. Now how much would you pay?

How about we throw in some $3 Bell’s Oberon and $3 vodka lemonades? We’ll even buy a round if you’re one of the early birds. Not enough? What if we give away some Chicagoist buttons and t-shirts? We’ll even satisfy your sweet tooth with these one-of-a-kind, handmade cupcakes featuring the Snakes On A Hancock logo design! Now how much would you pay?

What if we told you this incredible offer was FREE? That’s right, free! You get the hot DJs, Suffrajett, cheap booze, Chicagoist gear and delicious cupcakes all for FREE! It’s a big ol’ thank you for being a loyal reader and making all our efforts worth it.

This special offer is available for a limited time only and space is limited so ACT NOW by getting your butt down to the Pontiac Café tonight at 9 p.m. for the Chicagoist 2nd Anniversary Party.

* Offer not available in Guam