Extra, Extra

By Rachelle Bowden in News on Aug 24, 2006 10:17PM

• A Muslim man, travelling with his mother and a penis pump in his bag, tells security it's a bomb part rather than admit what it really is.
• Topinka wants to open a casino to help balance budgets.
• In case you were wondering, the Cubs are still committed to building a restaurant, museum and shops... oh, and parking... but you know.. rising costs, yada, yada, yada.
• Want to buy an amusement park ride?
• The Bean #2... ahem, "Sky Mirror..." is being unveiled in New York City.

"An abandoned hotdog in the middle of the U.S. Cellular Field parking lot" via abmarfia in Contribute.