Extra, Extra

By Rachelle Bowden in News on Aug 29, 2006 2:58AM

• A Trib reporter in Sudan has been jailed and accused of espionage.
• On Friday, one of our fair citizens was arrested for trying to bust into the White House.
• In 2 weeks, a single express lane in each direction will open on the Dan Ryan.
• Has it been a while since you... uh... you know...? Head over to Soldier Field, where they're still frisking and patting away.

Take a good look, these Carson Pirie Scott signs won't be around for too much longer. Photo via geekgrrl++ in Contribute.