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My Love is Bigger Than a Honda

By Erin in News on Sep 6, 2006 12:13PM

For myriad and sundry of reasons, Chicagoist is leery to touch this one but we can't help ourselves.

2006_09_trailer.jpgIt seems that the Friendly Acres Mobile Home Park out in Michigan City, Ind. is really friendly if you know what we mean and we think you do. Around noon on Saturday, a woman was observed (observed?!) actually having a nooner in a green Cadillac limousine parked out on one of the streets in the park. As luck would have it, the windows of the Caddy were not tinted, providing for all passersby - including a huge group of kids - their Labor Day weekend entertainment. But here is where the story gets icky, as if this story had the potential to get ickier beyond what it already is:

Despite being asked repeatedly to stop, the woman, according the cops, told them that, "she was doing adult business." When questioned by police, the 33-year-old woman told police that she had to do what she had to do for her kids and family, according to the NBC 5 story. Though she didn't confess to afternoon sex show, Mark Stantz, manager of the trailer park, did tell police that the woman was caught on tape as they foolishly parked in front of a surveillance camera.

Chicagoist is not going to lie to you: had we been a 12-year-old kid and stumbled upon something like two adults getting it on in a big ol' green limousine, a Cadillac no less, we would have considered it some sort of nirvana. That said, we're not 12 anymore and it doesn't take a scientist to figure out what was going on here and that makes us sad. Just the same, you have to wonder:

Didn't she have a bed in that trailer of hers?

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