Our Head is EXPLODING!

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Nov 7, 2006 9:51PM

Fuck the election, BritBrit is dumping KFed! Yow!

Could it be because his strong showing at his first NYC live appearance was so strong, she knew it was only a matter of time before he left her?

Is it because he ripped off Thomas Dolby without asking?

Is it because, now that tickets to his Chicago show are "free" (although we still debate he's worth even the $2.25 service charge) she fears he may not be able to support the brood he's foisted upon her?

Or is it maybe because she's finally woken from that stupor to realize SHE MARRIED A TWIT?

Oh wait, that last one can't be right. We always confuse "stupor" with "stupid".