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Don't Buy Kids Zunes at WalMart!

By Chris Karr in News on Dec 22, 2006 4:32PM

zune-with-porn.jpg One happy Chicago kid received a Microsoft Zune for Christmas this season. Her unhappy parents discovered that the device was preloaded with two hour's worth of five men in a gay orgy. They were not amused.

The parents picked up the digital music player at WalMart. WalMart blamed Microsoft for the incident. The parents received a full refund and a $25 WalMart gift card. It's unclear whether they will replace the Zune with an iPod or one of the Creative Labs knockoffs.

We guess it's not surprising given that the device calls transferring music "squirting", but still.